Sephyfluff's piece of shit tumblr
matters-from-ashes:

The invasion has begun. 

matters-from-ashes:

The invasion has begun. 

universityofhyrule:

Just making pizza

universityofhyrule:

Just making pizza

ven0moth:

no iphone

ven0moth:

no iphone

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

tastefullyoffended:

musicalwaysfindsaway:

luckystrikesandtallthings:

waywardswagabond:

we went on splash mountain today

We’re in a stable relationship

I’m surprised you weren’t asked to leave for all that horsing around in the front

There is nothing about this picture that isn’t quality
like despite the couple in the front there’s the guy absolutely freaking out about them kissing and trying to protect jane crocker’s innocence
there’s those two people behind them that absolutely cannot believe what they’re looking at 
and then there’s the guy in the back who is waiting for jesus to take him away from all this nonsense

tastefullyoffended:

musicalwaysfindsaway:

luckystrikesandtallthings:

waywardswagabond:

we went on splash mountain today

We’re in a stable relationship

I’m surprised you weren’t asked to leave for all that horsing around in the front

There is nothing about this picture that isn’t quality

like despite the couple in the front there’s the guy absolutely freaking out about them kissing and trying to protect jane crocker’s innocence

there’s those two people behind them that absolutely cannot believe what they’re looking at 

and then there’s the guy in the back who is waiting for jesus to take him away from all this nonsense

This is what real friendship looks like.

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

anus:

im not your average girl

anus:

im not your average girl

greenmarioshouse:

i made a thing

falloutnewvegans:

sometimes when i am alone and sad Green Mario comes up to me and speaks words of wisdom to keep me going

falloutnewvegans:

sometimes when i am alone and sad Green Mario comes up to me and speaks words of wisdom to keep me going

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg